THE LEAGUE

The League

We publish the league’s own records here, and we re-count them before we write a line about them.

Last reviewed September 30, 2026

A ballpark scoreboard showing balls, strikes and outs above the outfield fence. — A scoreboard keeps one game. The league keeps three sports on a single table.

The league itself: who holds which franchise, what the standings say, and how the roster of every team was assembled. Everything on these pages comes off the league’s own paperwork — the draft table, the trade ledger and the published standings sheets. None of it is reconstructed from memory, and none of it is rounded to make a point.

14 managers run one franchise each across three sports. A team carries 49 drafted players: 13 in football, 25 in baseball and 11 in basketball, plus one supplemental spot. The draft that fills all of it runs 50 rounds and 700 picks, which is why the board reads more like a ledger than like a draft room whiteboard. On top of that sit 74 completed trades, every one of them with both sides listed.

Five record pages carry the whole archive, and they are deliberately plain. Where a cell is empty in the source sheet it stays empty here; where two sheets disagree about a manager’s name, both spellings are printed as filed rather than silently merged. The one thing worth knowing before reading the standings: the league did not keep the same fourteen managers across every cycle, so a name that appears in 2015 and again in 2018 is not always the same franchise.

Standings, latest cycle

Cycle 2017/18
#	Managers	Franchise	2017 MLB	2017 NFL	2018 NBA	Total
1	Rank/Koh	TEAM DANGER ZONE	10	8	14	32
2	Mergler	THE BROTHERS ZIMM	13	13	5	31
3	Silver/Sedler	TORONTO - L.A. GUTEH'D	14	2	12	28
3	Feldman/Freyman	Maine Justice	1	14	13	28
5	Kogod	I HAD SOMETHING FOR THIS	9	7	11	27
6	Reiter/Reiter	2 REITERS NEVER MAKE A...	7	9	10	26
7	Iacono/Gewirtz	STRIKE THREE POINT AFTERS	5	12	7	24
8	Lozo/Bornstein	Doppler 4000	3	11	7	21
9	Brinson/Buescher	FLAVOR TOWN	11	6	3	20
10	Mayo	MAYO !!!!	12	4	2	18
10	Liss/DDD	LISS DDD	6	3	9	18
12	Keri	VLADIMIR POUTINE	8	5	4	17
13	Dameshek	SHEKSBURGH KOOL KATS	2	10	1	13
14	Evans/Funston	THRICE IS NICE	4	1	6	11

Source: the league standings spreadsheet, last updated 3/15/2018.

In this section

01Draft Results700 picks50 roundsEvery pick the league has made, by round, with the sport and the team that made it.02Trade History74 tradesboth sides listedThe full trade ledger, in the order the deals were filed.03Standings3 cycles42 points maximumHow three sports were scored onto one table, cycle by cycle.04Rosters14 teams49 slots eachEach franchise, slot by slot, across football, baseball and basketball.05Rules7 sectionskeepers · FAABThe rules document the league actually runs on, quoted as written.06What 700 Draft Picks Show About a Three-Sport Draft№ 7005 min readWe counted our own board pick by pick: baseball decides how long the room sits, football decides how early the pressure comes.

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700 07Every Trade This League Made, and What Changed Hands№ 744 min readWe keep both sides of every deal, and the ledger says more about the league than any single trade in it.

74 08Three Cycles of Standings: How the Table Actually Moved№ 424 min readWe put three sports on one table for three cycles, and the table moved in ways a single-sport season never does.

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42 09Forty-Nine Roster Slots: How One Team Is Built Across Three Sports№ 495 min readWe carry forty-nine slots per team, and the split between the sports is what makes this league a different exercise.

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